[	mood	|	devious	]
[	music	|	perfect circle-rev.22/20	]

JESUS WANTS YOU TO SIN...

10,000 Years ago, 750,000,000 xj-5 assassin robots were sent to the planet Earth to destroy the band known as ZZ-Top and with them all of their loyal worshippers, both past and present. YOU are those descendants. After thousands of years of conflict only one xj-5 remains. He is known as...CHUCK    AND HE WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Years of surviving on Earth has taken its tole on Chuck. He has acquired  human vices. Among a few include human woman, booze, and cigarettes. This angers Chuck! The PRIME DIRECTIVES TILL SYSTEM FAILURE!!!

Chuckbot now survives day to day in Catparts and Roadflare17's apartment. Catparts is his only human friend. He plans his next move in a hanging caged candle holder. CHUCKBOT TRUSTS NOONE! CATPARTS LIVES ONLY BECAUSE CHUCKBOT ALLOWS IT! CATPARTS IS ONLY A SERVANT TO CHUCKBOT'S WILL! 

"Chuckbot is too drunk to assassinate. His 1's and 0's are all turned around. He ain't shit, really. So much ancient, oiley, metal parts. But havin a 10,000 year old drunk/assassin/spy/drinkin buddy/robot is kinda cool."---Catparts

CHUCKBOT OWNS!