urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chuckbotCHUCKBOT OWNS!!!Women want him, robots want to be him, all others fear himchuckbot2006-02-20T03:11:48Zurn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chuckbot:852DOWNLOADING...2006-02-20T03:11:48Z2006-02-20T03:11:48Zperfect circle-rev.22/20<p><strong><font size="5"><img alt="" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/catparts/pic/000599w5/s640x480" /><br /><font size="7">JESUS WANTS YOU TO SIN...</font></font></strong></p>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chuckbot:715THE EMPTY TROJAN HORSE2006-01-21T04:10:43Z2006-01-21T04:10:43ZZZ-Top-La Grange<p>10,000 Years ago, 750,000,000 xj-5 assassin robots were sent to the planet Earth to destroy the band known as ZZ-Top and with them all of their loyal worshippers, both past and present. YOU are those descendants. After thousands of years of conflict only one xj-5 remains. He is known as...<font size="5">CHUCK AND HE WILL FUCK YOU UP!</font></p>
<p><font size="4">Years of surviving on Earth has taken its tole on Chuck. He has acquired human vices. Among a few include human woman, booze, and cigarettes. This angers Chuck! The PRIME DIRECTIVES TILL SYSTEM FAILURE!!!</font></p>
<p>Chuckbot now survives day to day in Catparts and Roadflare17's apartment. Catparts is his only human friend. He plans his next move in a hanging caged candle holder. <font size="4">CHUCKBOT TRUSTS NOONE! CATPARTS LIVES ONLY BECAUSE CHUCKBOT ALLOWS IT! CATPARTS IS ONLY A SERVANT TO CHUCKBOT'S WILL! </font></p>
<p>"Chuckbot is too drunk to assassinate. His 1's and 0's are all turned around. He ain't shit, really. So much ancient, oiley, metal parts. But havin a 10,000 year old drunk/assassin/spy/drinkin buddy/robot is kinda cool."---Catparts </p>
<p><font size="5">CHUCKBOT OWNS!</font></p>